"i thought that was a funny story but apparently no one else did" a memoir
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
AND FROM MY CORPSE I AM REBORN!!!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR TITS
This is normal. This is called ecdysis. This is how invertebrates grow.
This is called some straight up alien shit
Holy shit that’s sick
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
parent: shit vine wont open fast enough FUCK
yes making a joke about a child about to potentially pour BOILING HOT WATER ON THEMSELVES AND GET BURNED POSSIBLY SEVERELY is funny
i know nigga thats why i said it
stop everything and just look at this
man sometimes i forget that some people aren’t even a little bit queer.
Silken Windhound by Allagant Silkens
an appropriately ridiculous name for an equally ridiculous dog
These look like anime sparkle dogs, like how do these exist.
I want it.
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
Did RDJ write this?
OH MY GOD
Harry Potter Animated Series