nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

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materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

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wolfstravelsinmind:

Good advice…especially to submissives.

wolfstravelsinmind:

Good advice…especially to submissives.

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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"Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy."

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versacedufflebag:

atlanteanpapi187:

wavey:

atlanteanpapi187:

Is that um uh marijuana

no

What is it?

basil

versacedufflebag:

atlanteanpapi187:

wavey:

atlanteanpapi187:

Is that um uh marijuana

no

What is it?

basil

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jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

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frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

(via rarelyconscious)

Photographer Bobby-Jo Clow [website | facebook] found herself face-to-face with a cheetah cub who approached her Landrover while on safari at the Serengeti National Park in Tanzania. She documented the curious cat’s looks of wonder and trepidation at the vehicle and its passengers.

[article | mymodernmet]

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unfriendlyasiangirl:

nothing makes sense and i’m kinda horny

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nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

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esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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