February 2012
Four and a half hours of sleep!
How on earth did I get myself to wake up?
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Aaand now I'm going to bed.
Stayed up a bit later because I got an email from Torrid and decided to check out the lingerie.
TORRID YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. JUST WHEN I’M READY TO CALL IT QUITS, YOU JUST WALTZ RIGHT INTO MY LIFE WITH CUPLESS LINGERIE ALL OVER YOUR WEBSITE. I mean, it’s only two new articles of lingerie cut in exactly the same pattern as the one I originally bought but with different fabric and colors...
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Do you know how many idiots have said to me,
“Oh you got your nipples pierced? You’re going to lose all feeling in them!”
No, jackass, the nerves are pushed closer to the surface with nipple piercings. The two options my professional, certified piercer warned me of were: no noticeable change in sensitivity or slight to great noticeable enhancement in sensitivity. There was never a chance that I could lose feeling.
I also...
I hate when people get snobby about music.
I'm still awake only because I'm waiting on the...
Ughhhh why did we watch Save The Last Dance? I did nothing productive while it was on. Wasted two hours. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
professional nipple piercing gone wrong
awfulmodifications:
Really, really sad story about an unfortunate infected nipple piercing. Thank you SO much to boobietons for sharing your story!
-Marley
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Oh god, I have such mixed feelings about not having read this story before getting my piercings.
On one hand, yay, I didn’t scare myself out of it!
On the other hand, OH NO, I COULD WAKE UP ONE MORNING WITH MY NIPPLES...
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I found this on the Awful Modifications blog:
The chamomile teabag compress is to help soothe irritated piercings and has helped show that it can get rid of bumps. To do a chamomile teabag compress simply boil water (or saline), put the teabag in the boiling water, take it out, let it cool a bit (you don’t want to burn the piercing) and let the teabag cool on the bump/piercing. Repeat this process once the teabag gets cold.
Tea for...
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“Because if Harry Potter taught us anything, it’s that nobody deserves to live in...”
– Harry Potter Alliance on LBGT organizations (via despite-all-of-my-struggles)
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Anonymous asked: Where did you get the idea for your URL?
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SAVE THE LAST DANCE
TEARS FOREVER AT THE OPENING SEQUENCE.
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So much porn.
I’m just always amazed at how I go on sporadic unfollowing sprees because there’s so much of it that even I get tired of it, and there’s STILL a lot of porn on my dashboard.
I hate non-representational 3D art.
THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THIS?
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weasleygirl263:
doctor-cannoli:
DECEPTION
DISGRAAAACE
Evil as plain as the scar on his face.
Deception (An outrage!)
Disgrace (For shame!)
He asked for trouble the moment he came.
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Betty White on Conan.
She’s amazing. And hilarious. And makes me want to watch The Golden Girls.
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General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
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Phone calls with my best friend are my favorite.
Aside from strawberries. And sex with my lover.
Although strawberries and sex with my lover are pretty close… Hard to say which is better than the other.
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Anonymous asked: i would love to lie u down and eat u out.
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TMI TUESDAY TMI TUESDAY TMI TUESDAY →
savemeamazeme:
Come ask me your
dirty
personal
random
inappropriate
sexual
QUESTIONS
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Making friends in all my classes
My very conservative Mama would be appalled that I...
I just took this quiz. I need to do some more research on some of the issues and retake it, but as of my current understanding and opinion of the issues Obama is my closest match.
Research time! Because, like many other things in my life that should be pondered in depth for months before a decision is made, I spontaneously decided that I would be voting this year!
I think my mama could handle me...
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opensoulclosedmouth asked: 28
everyone loves sex questions
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
17. Snowballed?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someones toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
37. Masturbated?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been ate or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex?
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
bluebirdsofhappyness asked: Do you know how often...
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bluebirdsofhappyness:
noticeablygeese:
This is why tumblr is good for us. I mean, obviously this means that we are one another’s spirit animal. Obviously.
“The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one...”
– Sex and the City (via eletheowl)