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Ugh, Deborah Ann Woll is so fucking hot.

eatpussylivehappy:

what a good girl

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What grinds me the most is that we’re sending kids out into the world who don’t know how to balance a checkbook, who don’t know how to apply for a loan, don’t even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world?

With that said, I’ll admit even I can see how looking at the equation x – 3 = 19 and knowing x = 22 can be useful. I’ll even say knowing x = 7 and y = 8 in a problem like 9x – 6y = 15 can be helpful. But seriously, do we all need to know how to simplify (x – 3)(x – 3i)??

And the joke is, no one can continue their education unless they do. A student living in California cannot get into a four-year college unless they pass Algebra 2 in high school. A future psychologist can’t become a psychologist, a future lawyer can’t become a lawyer, and I can’t become a journalist unless each of us has a basic understanding of engineering.

Of course, engineers and scientists use this shit all the time, and I applaud them! But they don’t take years of theater arts appreciation courses, because a scientist or an engineer doesn’t need to know that The Phantom of the Opera was the longest-running Broadway musical of all time. Get my point?

The board of education should sit down with universities and high schools alike and create options for students. Let us take business classes that substitute all the same credits as algebra. I guarantee a semester of learning how to start a small business would benefit people much more than knowing: ax^2 + bx + c = 0

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- Chris Colfer, Struck by Lightning: The Carson Phillips Journal (x)

elnegromagico:

aaronburgandy:

This sceeeeeene *cries*

Come on man…why you gotta post this? Sn, baby dont look directly into his eyes…you’ll get preggo

grrrlfever:

you keep saying “we’re all human” but all i hear is “i want to completely ignore institutionalised oppression and shut my eyes and pretend everyone is treated equally to escape the guilt of the numerous privileges i’m afforded”

I just want loads of tattoos and nice underwear

Literally me.

songless:

If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.

  • Me: Daddy... I had a naughty dream last night...
  • Daddy: You did??
  • Daddy: Tell Daddy!
  • Me: Yes.... You had friends over...
  • Daddy: And?
  • Me: Dirty stuffs happened....
  • Daddy: Tell Daddy punkin....
  • Me: I begged you to make them stop because it was too much... But you said you were going to make sure they used me like a fuck doll and I had to take it.... And they all took turns holding my down while I got fucked...
  • Daddy: Mmmm were they using your mouth as well?
  • Me: Yes Daddy... But they wanted my cunny more...
  • Daddy: Mmmm of course
  • Me: I'm horny, Daddy....
  • Daddy: babygirl needs cummies
  • Me: babygirl needs to be stuffed with cock, pretty please Daddy?
  • Daddy: yes baby

electronic-magic:

nefertiti-is-my-division:

its-tuesday-again:

sometimes i think i might be bi but then

i’d rather climb a mountain than go in a cave, you feel me

‘cause you can see everything on a mountain but you never know what’s lurking in a cave

are you implying that any given vagina may or may not contain a bear

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Can we talk about sucking dick

kinkyspacequeen:

CAN WE JUST FOR A MOMENT talk about giving head.

For me it’s something I take pride in. There is some serious work I put into doing it so I love it when a guy appreciates it. Especially if it’s the first time. I try to impress him. Then if there’s a round two some time down the road I have to make sure I have some fresh tricks.

To all the guys that scream about ‘no teeth’ you haven’t had a good blow job imo. There is a difference between biting your shit off and the gentle caress of teeth stroking your cock. 

I’m only ranting because literally these pornos and these ‘professionals’ literally have no head game.

none.

that is all bye.

YES.

I GET THIS.

I AGREE WITH THIS.

UGH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN ON ALL LEVELS!

Since I’ve learned how to give head, 2/2 males agree I’ve given them the best head of their entire life, and it’s not neat and clean or one simple motion, it’s listening to your partner and judging what to do based on what they like and not being afraid to gag on that shit, and get sloppy, and let the snot pour from your nose cause it’s just fucking up the back of your throat and your sinuses and scrape those teeth up the shaft because everyone likes to live dangerously and don’t forget to touch the balls omg they go nuts for the balls and then back up a little bit and maybe just lick the head a bit, show that baby some love, like seriously, vary your head game up a little bit motherfuckers jesus christ. 

I’m very horny tonight and I don’t have my fairy and I haven’t had an orgasm in over a week and it’s been a long time since I’ve gone that long without one excuse me sorry omg

icy-mischief:

tehnirtz:

linzeestyle:


olivier-mira:


rdjinspiringlybeautiful:


Total unpopular opinion but:
Way to support your man, Pepper. Walk out on him when he’s in the middle of a ptsd attack. ……Yeah, that’ll show him how much you love him.
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Not so unpopular.  I had to close my eyes it was so painful.  My friend had to leave the theater.  I’m pretty much still feeling nauseous over this movie.


Okay, I have to say this, because it’s really starting to bother me that I haven’t seen a counter-response to this.  As a person who does have anxiety, and panic attacks, this is a thing I feel like people don’t pay attention to about the whole ‘providing support for those with mental health issues:’ you have to take care of yourself first in order to be any good as a support system to another person.  You can’t drain yourself, or put yourself in danger, to take care of another.  It will always backfire and breed resentment, especially if they’re being reckless.  Tony was being reckless with the things he was creating (I suspect this was part of why he blew up the suits at the end).  Pepper was attacked by the faulty suit.  Through the entire movie we were shown that the nanotech suit was not stable, and in Tony’s sleep, it responded to Pepper as if she were a threat to him.  If he hadn’t woken up when she screamed it would have continued to do so, and we (and Pepper) know exactly just what that can entail.  He could have killed her in his sleep.  Before I saw the movie, based on these posts I honestly thought she’d just gone “lol sorry Tony gotta have my beauty sleep” and peaced out but that is not what happened: she was literally attacked by the suit, had a (completely understandable) freak-out of her own, and left, because she felt unsafe.  Did it suck?  Yes.  But it isn’t Pepper’s job as a SO, or any other part of Tony’s life, to keep herself in a position where she feels unsafe in order to be supportive.  That isn’t what supporting someone who struggles with mental health is about.  
I actually really liked this aspect of the movie: it portrayed Tony’s PTSD as a genuine struggle for both of them without placing blame on either party for those difficulties.  Tony had every right to need help in this moment, and Pepper had every right to leave a situation where she felt unsafe.  Sometimes situations are just shitty.  This was one of them.  That’s why it was hard to watch — because it was real.  It was meant to be.


TAKE EM TO CHURCH

AMEN TO THIS YES. I am also someone with clinical anxiety disorders! Thank you linzeestyle! 

icy-mischief:

tehnirtz:

linzeestyle:

olivier-mira:

rdjinspiringlybeautiful:

Total unpopular opinion but:

Way to support your man, Pepper. Walk out on him when he’s in the middle of a ptsd attack. ……Yeah, that’ll show him how much you love him.

**

Not so unpopular.  I had to close my eyes it was so painful.  My friend had to leave the theater.  I’m pretty much still feeling nauseous over this movie.

Okay, I have to say this, because it’s really starting to bother me that I haven’t seen a counter-response to this.  As a person who does have anxiety, and panic attacks, this is a thing I feel like people don’t pay attention to about the whole ‘providing support for those with mental health issues:’ you have to take care of yourself first in order to be any good as a support system to another person.  You can’t drain yourself, or put yourself in danger, to take care of another.  It will always backfire and breed resentment, especially if they’re being reckless.  Tony was being reckless with the things he was creating (I suspect this was part of why he blew up the suits at the end).  Pepper was attacked by the faulty suit.  Through the entire movie we were shown that the nanotech suit was not stable, and in Tony’s sleep, it responded to Pepper as if she were a threat to him.  If he hadn’t woken up when she screamed it would have continued to do so, and we (and Pepper) know exactly just what that can entail.  He could have killed her in his sleep.  Before I saw the movie, based on these posts I honestly thought she’d just gone “lol sorry Tony gotta have my beauty sleep” and peaced out but that is not what happened: she was literally attacked by the suit, had a (completely understandable) freak-out of her own, and left, because she felt unsafe.  Did it suck?  Yes.  But it isn’t Pepper’s job as a SO, or any other part of Tony’s life, to keep herself in a position where she feels unsafe in order to be supportive.  That isn’t what supporting someone who struggles with mental health is about.  

I actually really liked this aspect of the movie: it portrayed Tony’s PTSD as a genuine struggle for both of them without placing blame on either party for those difficulties.  Tony had every right to need help in this moment, and Pepper had every right to leave a situation where she felt unsafe.  Sometimes situations are just shitty.  This was one of them.  That’s why it was hard to watch — because it was real.  It was meant to be.

TAKE EM TO CHURCH

AMEN TO THIS YES. I am also someone with clinical anxiety disorders! Thank you linzeestyle!