I don’t think I’m ever going to stop being angry at Voldemort’s death in the movie
He was mEANT TO DIE AS NO MORE THAN A MAN IN THE END. IT WAS IMPORTANT.
How the fuck does
“Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snake-like face vacant and unknowing.”
turn into
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT
PSA: About the Opossum by Wildlife Hotline. Reblog to save Opossums:)
I agree with all I this BUT opossums can’t even get rabies, their body temperature is too low to host it. ALSO LOOK UP OPOSSUM EATING STRAWBERRY ON YOUTUBE GUYS!!
aww lil dudes
Oh gosh.
My kitten refuses to sleep anywhere besides my keyboard tonight. She’s destined for blogging greatness.
Nemo 33 by John Beernaerts, 2004
The world’s deepest indoor swimming pool is located in Brussels, Belgium. Its maximum depth is 34.5 meters, 113 feet, and contains 2.5 million liters of non-chlorinated, highly filtered spring water maintained at 30°C/86°F. The pool holds several simulated underwater caves at a 10 meter, 33 feet, depth level. There are also numerous underwater windows installed into several of the pool’s caves in order to allow outside visitors to look into the pool at various depths. The complex was designed by Belgian diving expert John Beernaerts as a multi-purpose diving instruction, recreational, and film production facility.
I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!
We can always use more bunnies, I think.
bunnies
Dear friends feeling down right now. Also, whenever I start my own practice I want to plaster these on the walls.
I never even knew this and I’ve fed bread to ducks multiple times! D: Definitely reblog this so everyone knows!
POOR DUCKS OMG.
I PROMISE TO NEVER EVER FEED YOU BREAD EVER.
Time to start choppin up some lettuce!
oh D:
My favorite types of boys:
- Boy: “Omg I love/like you so much, we’re perfect for each other, we’re soul mates, I know we will be/we are so perfect and I’m willing to wait for you and be with you and we’ll be perfect omg.”
~TWO WEEKS LATER~
Blocked on facebook or ignored entirely or suddenly found the love of their life in a more convenient way - Boy: “Yeah I’m totally into curvy nerdy tattooed girls. Introverts are totally cute. Excuse me though if I get mad at you for not being as outgoing and social as I am, I have a hard time remembering not everyone is an alcoholic party person.”
- Boy: “Oh I’m just between jobs right now. Yeah, I’ll pay you back sooner or later. No, I’ll totally take you out later lol. I got the second date… Or you know the 5th or 10th or 20th……….. Btw can you drive me home, I live like 20 minutes away via toll roads…”
- Boy: “OMG CHUBBY GIRRRRRRLLLLLSSSSSSS LET ME TOUCH YOUR BELLY but never speak to me in public cause that’s disgusting and you’re disgusting and I just don’t get how you care so little about your health.”
- Boy: “College is so lame. I’m just gonna bum off of everyone I know.”
- Boy: “Man, it was good for me! Hell yeah! Listen… Hope you enjoyed it, sorry it was so short, you’re just so sexy, you just have that effect on me. Next time I’ll go down on you… Oh, yeah, that’s right, you don’t cum from oral… Well, better luck next time kiddo.”
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO AROUND HERE TO GET A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS, A NICE DINNER, A GOOD NIGHT KISS, AND SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED ROMANCE??
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
