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Does anyone know the cheapest place to get those stick on bra/chicken cutlets things?

You know, you peel the plastic off, then put them on your tits, then fasten them in the middle, and boom! Instant cleavage and looks like you’re wearing a bra but there’s nothing on your back?

I need one…

plussizeburlesque:

bluebirdsofhappyness:

Happy Topless Tuesday!
Did I manage that little *gasp!* look well?

Wow stop being so hot holy shit

plussizeburlesque:

bluebirdsofhappyness:

Happy Topless Tuesday!

Did I manage that little *gasp!* look well?

Wow stop being so hot holy shit

Happy Topless Tuesday!
Did I manage that little *gasp!* look well?

Happy Topless Tuesday!

Did I manage that little *gasp!* look well?

Have some waffles and boobs this Topless Tuesday!

Have some waffles and boobs this Topless Tuesday!

Hooray for boobies!

Hooray for boobies!

Ok, so I know this is technically NSFW and should go on my other blog, but a lot of ladies on my main account ask me about where I buy my bras, so I figured I’d show off my new underwear I got from… wait for it… WALMART of all places! I know, I can’t believe it either. Well, I can, because I’m pretty sure my best friend would say, “Cierra, why are you buying that, that’s grandma lace,” but I can justify the grandma lace by saying this:

If you take off your clothes in front of your man, do you think he’ll say either, “Ew, girl, why are you wearing grandma’s doilies for underwear,” or “Wow, I can kinda see your nipples through that… I like it!”

If he says the former, you may not want to be dating him, because you may be the wrong gender for his preferences.

Anyways, I got two sets (one in pink and one in black) for $20 a piece from Walmart. They’re not the kind of bra you’d want to wear under a cotton t-shirt because the lace is too textured, but under a stiffer fabric this would really be awesome. Not to mention, this super textured lace is like foreplay for your nipples. You’ll be ready to cut some glass in no time.

The other thing I wanted to brag about: this says it’s a 40D. Now, Walmart being the cheap place it is, the sizing is just terribly wrong. But I really like the idea that I’m wearing a bra with a tag that says I fit into a D-cup. Yeah, fucking awesome, first time in my life.

Have I rambled about this bra and underwear set enough yet?

Oh no, I forgot to mention that my ass looks fantastic. Awesome!

Here’s my Topless Tuesday from the other blog. :)
That ugly bruise-looking thing is either a hickey or an actual bruise from my last tryst with my lover. Can’t really remember which.

Here’s my Topless Tuesday from the other blog. :)

That ugly bruise-looking thing is either a hickey or an actual bruise from my last tryst with my lover. Can’t really remember which.

I need new bras.

I only have three that I ever wear.

I keep telling myself I’ll go to the Victoria’s Secret Outlet over in Touristy Orlando, but it’s like half an hour away, and I know I’ll want to go more places than just Victoria’s Secret, and my roommate wants to go, and I have no money, and this and that and a ton of other bullshit excuses.

But the bottom line is that I’m dying to go back to that outlet because you can get Victoria’s Secret bras for $12.99. ESSENTIALLY THIRTEEN BUCKS FOR A VICTORIA’S SECRET BRA.

THAT’S BETTER THAN WALMART, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Mockingjay Frisky Friday! haha

Mockingjay Frisky Friday! haha

So I’ve recently discovered that if you tighten the shoulder straps of your bra, it brings my boobs up higher and gives me more cleavage.

The only problem is that it hurts my back and for some reason the straps loosen after a while and they sag.

Huh. Learn something new about your boobies and the things they wear everyday.

Your bra is REALLY cute. o.o

Thanks! For those of you ladies who would like to know, I got it at the Victoria’s Secret outlet in Orlando for $13! I’m never buying a regular priced bra of theirs again!