How today went:

I cried so much. And I’m probably going to take a shower and then cry some more while watching tv or something. Because I am just… 

Yeah, I’m just this:

I am a wreck.

Aha! Totally worth staying up late to see my first paycheck appear in my bank account!

$102, you are all mine sweet baby. I mean, I’ll have to let go of about $48 of you to pay off my utility overages, but it’s still nice to see you in my bank account, especially knowing that I’ll be getting about another $200 next Friday.

That must be why they pay you weekly. Weekly near instant gratification sure makes me excited to go to work tomorrow.

I do not like being an adult. I make a horrible adult. I demand to be a child again.