I would have you right here, on this desk until you begged for mercy… twice
What people say to me quite often…
either i broke google maps or they introduced a no-fucks-given setting
Butter Beer for Adults! ;)
What you need:
- 8 ounces Butterscotch Schnapps
- 2 liter Cream Soda
- 1 small container Marshmallow Creme.
How to make it:
In a small bowl, combine 4 tablespoons of marshmallow creme and one tablespoon of butterscotch schnapps. Microwave for 30 seconds, then stir together and set aside. Pour 8 ounces of schnapps in the bottom of a pitcher, then fill the rest up with cream soda and stir gently to mix together. Pour marshmallow mixture on top. As you pour the butter beer into drinking glasses, the marshmallow will aerate, creating a creamy foam on top of the drink.
YUM.
Except I’d make it with the foam recipe I use for a non-alcoholic version lol.
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Quick! Hide the sex toys!Can I just mention how perfectly you know me even though we’ve never met in real life? That was literally my first thought….
We should totally change that, then! I think we’d make a pretty epic pair. Cause a lot of panic, with so much awesome in one spot.
For real-real, though. nhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiytc xrewz3
… That was my cat on my keyboard. I think he was asking if he can call again.
I’m really confused as well as greatly amused. Tell your cat that I’m not following his logic. :)
Womp womp.
When you had that phone call with just the heavy breathing I said it was my cat.
God, I just got straight A’s in Killjoke University.
I feel so lame lol. I just didn’t get the first statement your cat supposedly said. But now it feels super lame to continue talking about it, so let’s not. How’s the weather?
My cat just walked on my keyboard as I was typing.
ANYWAY.
Weather isn’t too bad, about 50 degrees here. Nothing too special. I just want summer to be here!
How about in Florida?
Summer’s already well on its way, though sometimes the evening have a little chill to it. But it’s hot enough that I am craving the beach like nothing else!
Quick! Hide the sex toys!Can I just mention how perfectly you know me even though we’ve never met in real life? That was literally my first thought….
We should totally change that, then! I think we’d make a pretty epic pair. Cause a lot of panic, with so much awesome in one spot.
For real-real, though. nhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiytc xrewz3
… That was my cat on my keyboard. I think he was asking if he can call again.
I’m really confused as well as greatly amused. Tell your cat that I’m not following his logic. :)
Womp womp.
When you had that phone call with just the heavy breathing I said it was my cat.
God, I just got straight A’s in Killjoke University.
I feel so lame lol. I just didn’t get the first statement your cat supposedly said. But now it feels super lame to continue talking about it, so let’s not. How’s the weather?
Quick! Hide the sex toys!Can I just mention how perfectly you know me even though we’ve never met in real life? That was literally my first thought….
We should totally change that, then! I think we’d make a pretty epic pair. Cause a lot of panic, with so much awesome in one spot.
For real-real, though. nhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiytc xrewz3
… That was my cat on my keyboard. I think he was asking if he can call again.
I’m really confused as well as greatly amused. Tell your cat that I’m not following his logic. :)
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Hey there, Girl on Fire!! Happy Rabbit!
Boo rabbits. There’s nothing fun to do today lol.
Also, my EXACT and literal reaction to “Girl on Fire”:
That, dear, is quite true! Nothing really exciting.
What did you do without wifi?! I would simply die.
And you should make gifs of yourself instead of using others. Just sayin’ lol
I would love to do that actually, but I have yet to figure out how to make my own gifs, and gifyo never works for me. :/
Yesterday I worked on my group project til about 9pm so that wasn’t so bad, but when I got home I just read A Game Of Thrones and called my best friend and after getting upset over that read A Game Of Thrones some more lol.
That would be too dangerous! My mahogany dress next to fire?! ARE YOU MAD?! YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON. And you are the girl on fire … you lit my heart aflame.
Oh phew. It wasn’t showing them to me. I cannot replicate my hilarity so easily.
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE, DAMMIT. YOU ARE A WILD WOMAN, A LOOSE CANNON, A RAGING BULL, A PRECIOUS SUNBEAM. Wait, that last one doesn’t fit …
I like cheese, too! I am filled with cheese, just like a Ritz cracker or something.
Oh look!
MADE WITH REAL CHEESE. GEDDIT?
Also, my zodiac sign is Taurus THE BULL. SO APPROPRIATE THAT YOU USED THAT METAPHOR. I MEAN LOOK AT MY LOVE FOR CAPS LOCKS, CLEARLY I AM JUST RAGING ALL THE DAMN TIME.
Also the sunbeam thing
Be the cheese to my crackers?
Also I love using the word also and communicating with images and now I feel like I’ve gone on for too long and it’s awkward.
