For the first day in over a month or two, my vagina is not bleeding.

Not spotting, not period-ing, not anything.

AND I just started my new birth control. Some off brand shit called Tri-Sprintec? I don’t give a fuck, if it will just regulate my cycle. Please, oh please, oh please, just regulate all this crazy shit.

Now, I’m ready for celebratory cunnilingus. Just sayin’.