Is that James Deen? Someone link me to this?

Is that James Deen? Someone link me to this?

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So, it’s no secret that I have been pretty down lately. Most people would’ve taken me out to dinner, or bought me a little cat trinket, or some other small gesture to let me know they care and try to cheer me up.

My friend Hadassa is not most people. She bought me James Deen’s vibrating cock. Nine glorious inches of perfectly replicated porn star dick, just for me. This is true friendship people: cheering someone up with a beautiful penis.

Thank you girl! Can’t wait to play with it.

perfectly-plush replied to your link: My favorite porno that I’ve found so far. Posting it so I don’t lose the freaking link again.

I hate you for making me watch this. but I now love you.

I didn’t make anyone do anything!

I just shared the D.

That awesome moment when you watch a James Deen porno and realize your lover has successfully not just become James Deen, but surpassed him.

I love my sex life, JUST SAYING.

HallowDEEN Day 7/13 Treat.

Watch out for 2:57-58’s “scary face.”

Had to reblog because the opening reminded me so much of my lover and me.

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imaslytherinbitch:

my favorite porn star is better than yours

imaslytherinbitch:

my favorite porn star is better than yours

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Me: Imagine sex with James Deen, Eric, and Alcide!
Steph: I have three holes, it could work!
Me: Fuck yes!

If James Deen doesn’t show up on my dash at least once a day something has gone horribly wrong

kinkyspaceprincess:

macabrekawaii:

just saying

same

Whenever I see James Deen porn on my dashboard, I’m like

lesbyu:

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I was going to go to bed and then, James Deen porn induced masturbation session.

This happens too often.

His hour long pornos are the only ones I actually watch through to the end because I’m curious about the “plot.” I just watched him have his “whore wife” fucked by like 4 or 5 other guys who have supposedly bought sexual favors from her. He didn’t even take his clothes off til about halfway through; he was just directing the shit happening and had my panties wet. I had to watch it through to the end just because I was fascinated with the whole set up.

…it’s after 5 am, ok, good night.

My favorite James Deen that I’ve seen to date.

My favorite James Deen that I’ve seen to date.

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